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Joseph Gordon Mueller was an American relief pitcher in Major League Baseball who played briefly for the Boston Red Sox during the 1950 season. Listed at 6Â feet 4Â inches (1.93Â m) and 200 pounds (91Â kg), Mueller batted and threw right-handed. He was born in Baltimore, attended Loyola College in Maryland, and served in the United States Navy during World War II.
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Avrum M. Gross was an American lawyer who served as the Attorney General of Alaska from 1974 through 1980.
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