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Love in Every Port is a 1949 Mexican musical drama film directed by Ernesto Cortázar and starring Blanca Estela Pavón, Domingo Soler and Amalia Aguilar. It was shot at the Churubusco Studios in Mexico City. The film's sets were designed by the art director Ramón RodrÃguez Granada. It was made as a Rumberas film, a popular genre during the Golden Age of Mexican Cinema.
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