{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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